college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go… be bo be ba bo… bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo ba…
me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)
hi folks. this post always seemed familiar to me for some reason, even when i saw it the first time. i only just figured out why, it uses a message i sent to my brother two years ago
When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.
Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings
